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Reviewed by Aaron Haynes
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someone so intensely determined not to be typecast, Jon may have
the worst view of the sheer power of Yeti and Squidworth's
iconography. Maybe that's why Halloween Nightmare has such a
low-key, leisurely paced feel to it: despite introducing some of
the most expressive original HMC designs and sporting some of
the best looking scenery displayed in some of the strongest
camera angles I've seen in any short film, it feels rather like
a film made to promote something else than a standalone in
itself. That was probably Jon's intention, as it was created for
the Frightfest back in October, but the sort of 'precursor'
atmosphere it attains definitely works in its favor. It's not
one of the greatest films ever made, but it's one of those
things you see on favorites lists time and time again.
This is a review of the 'Good Edition' of the film, which Jon
released earlier in the year. Many of the complaints I and
others had about the original, such as the effect a distinct
lack of music and sound effects had on the pacing, have been
fixed. Michael Jackson's Thriller has been laid over the
relatively silent first two-thirds of the movie, and it works to
a great effect. There are a few other touch-ups and differences
if you know to look for them, though it's been so long since I
saw the original release that I've lost track of what was an
improvement and what was already there. But to be honest, I
enjoyed the original release so much, as it was such an
unexpected gem in an otherwise disappointing theme-based film
festival, that the touch-up was almost entirely cosmetic for me.
It's never worse than it was the first time, and the Alien
homage in the new death sequence definitely got a smirk.
If you're reading this and you haven't seen Y&S yet,
congratulations. You belong to an insanely small minority of
unfortunate people, and the lack of this film in your life is
like a parasite attached to your head, that inspires
comments from people on the street about how sorry they feel for
you. But if you're dumb enough to be skeptical, I'll give a
rundown of what this movie is about. Yeti and Squidworth are the
smarmy bird duo you may have seen cameos of in REDUX or the 2003
3DMM Raspberry Awards. They come off as a kind of sarcastic,
low-rent version of Redwampa's squirrels, by which I mean
they're at the very least as expressive and iconic, just not as
stomach-churningly cute, which works in their favor. You can't
tell them apart, and I'm not sure if the main character of this
film is one of them or if they're the two birds on the limb who
finally notice him, or if they're even in this movie, but it
doesn't really matter -- they're here in spirit, and they're one
of the best character designs in years. The basic premise of the
film is that a bird is struck by lightning while causing
mischief downtown on Halloween, and starts murdering other birds
in increasingly comedic ways. Can he be stopped before he causes
too much damage? Watch the goddamned movie and find out,
jackasses.
Jon's acting, most recently showcased in Liquid Sunshine and JDR
Revival, brings these characters to wild, screaming life. Most
of the voices in this movie consist of variations of shrieks,
growls, groans, and gasps, the four major exclamatory sounds for
any horror film. But they're done so well, and in such a
hilarious way that Yeti and Squidworth acquire well-rounded,
unique personalities even within the scope of such a short
flick. Listen to the way the evil bird laughs maniacally as he
rushes scythe in hand towards the screen during the first kill.
Listen to the self-congratulatory "'Eyyyy!" as he drops it
casually into the skull of another victim on the street. And my
absolute favorite comedic monologue of Jon's, the complaints
from the killer bird as another bird repeatedly slaps him across
the face ("Sod a dog....aw, bugger me....aw, bloody 'ell....stop
it....I said stop it!....I wish you'd stop it...."). I laugh
every single time I watch that.
The conscience scene is what finally convinced me of just how
great a knowledge of character animation Jon had. The angel and
the devil don't sit still and appear in their own separate shots
-- they point, they give sneaky sideways glances, they roll
their eyes, they look over their shoulders, they interact with
each other in such a detailed and awesome way that I knew I was
watching the work of a professional. The ending is appropriately
slapstick and corny, and this sort of style permeates through
the whole movie. It's casual and makes for a fun watch several
times after you've already seen it.
Did I have any complaints? Only that we haven't seen more of
Yeti and Squidworth yet! These are some powerful, expressive,
lovable characters that I can only hope aren't going to waste.
As Jon confidently moves from genre to genre with Liquid
Sunshine, Ringworld, and a few other projects he's mentioned to
me, I heartily recommend a Y&S full-length at some point down
the line. Avoiding being associated with a particular genre or
series is fine, but don't avoid building on something that works
if it hasn't lived up to its full potential yet -- especially
when it has this much of it.
Critical Score: 86/100.
Personal Score: 92/100.
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